Funny Jokes
- A blonde just texted me and asked: "What does idk stand for?" I said: "I don't know." She replied "omg! nobody does."
- Have you heard about the new medication doctors are giving depressed lesbians? It's called Trydicagain.
- Say Addicted after everything I say: Drugs?..... Alcohol?...... Sex?.... what slapped you in the face last night?
- What did the egg so to the boiling water? Sorry if I take a while to get hard, I just got laid last night.
- Why does Mexico's Olympics suck? Everyone who can run, jump or swim, is already in America.
- What do you call a gay Dinosaur? A mega sore ass.
- A docotor calls his patient and says he has bad news and some worse news. The patient says whats the bad news. Doctor replies: "you have 24 hours to live". Patient says "what can be worse than that?"Doctor says " I forgot to call you yesterday."